What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 26.06.2025 04:34

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
So they tried
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
No, not a chance
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Loons and Moons
Thumbs down again.
Catatonics & High Colonics
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Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Next, they tried...
Then came..
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Still no good.
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Hysterias & Posteriors
Unacceptable again!
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Freaks and Cheeks
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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
So, the docs changed it to read
They put up a sign reading
Don't you think Democrats are so full of it stool softener and an enema couldn't help them?
No way
Another attempt resulted in ...
Still no good
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Minds and Behinds
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
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Everyone loved it.
Just Forget it!
Analysis & Anal Cysts
What is the reason for writing X^2 as XX instead of X*X?
Nuts and Butts
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share office space ...
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Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
No go.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
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