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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 26.06.2025 04:34

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

‘The Boys’ star Erin Moriarty reveals Graves’ disease diagnosis, urges fans to go get checked: ‘I felt the light coming back on’ - Yahoo

So they tried

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

No, not a chance

The 6 Best Cereals to Help Lower Cholesterol, According to Dietitians - EatingWell

Loons and Moons

Thumbs down again.

Catatonics & High Colonics

Jennifer Garner smooches boyfriend John Miller at charity event in rare PDA moment - Page Six

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Next, they tried...

Then came..

Satellite measures river flow waves for the first time - The Washington Post

Still no good.

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Hysterias & Posteriors

Meta Stock Hits Three-Month High After AI Ad Automation Report; Advertising Stocks Fall - Investor's Business Daily

Unacceptable again!

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Freaks and Cheeks

Delta Air Lines Warns Tariffs Could Halt New Airbus Orders & Eliminate Flights - Simple Flying

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

So, the docs changed it to read

They put up a sign reading

Don't you think Democrats are so full of it stool softener and an enema couldn't help them?

No way

Another attempt resulted in ...

Still no good

Kraken Deal Andre Burakovsky To Chicago - NHL.com

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Minds and Behinds

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Over 3,000 Private Credit Deals From Just 20 Analysts Raise Questions on Wall Street - Bloomberg.com

Everyone loved it.

Just Forget it!

Analysis & Anal Cysts

What is the reason for writing X^2 as XX instead of X*X?

Nuts and Butts

share office space ...

The Ozempic era is forcing wellness retreats for the elite to change - The Washington Post

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

No go.

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Switzerland proposes forcing UBS to add $26bn in capital - Financial Times